Your Sales Emails Suck!
Mine Do Too!
That is…
When they rely on templates… gimmicky tactics… or AI-generated samey-samey copy that’s supposedly writing in your voice.
The kind of emails small business owners write these days are often missing something. I see it just about every time I open my inbox.
They Lack the Spark of Authenticity.
Of one human being connecting with another. In a fun, quirky, less-than-perfect-grammar way.
I help business owners recover that spark.
So they have the know-how to build authentic connections that lead to loyal, long-term customers.
It’s why I’m giving you a bunch of my best tips for writing emails your subscribers love to read in a quick-read guide called:
“7 Secrets of Must-Read Emails.”
It’s my gift to you when you sign up for my deliciously off-beat emails.
What Other Business Folks Say About My Emails…
“I honestly like how off-the-wall many of your emails are. Never knowing what, exactly, to expect when I open yours is a fun treat.”
Shelby Dennis
ADHD Business Coach
“I enjoy getting your emails. I read yours and Ben Settle’s and they keep me going.”
Steven Dorsey
Direct Response Copywriter
“When I open my email, I look for your name. And when I open one of your emails I read from the first word to the last.”
Patricia Day
Milk and Honey Family
“I felt like I was going through it with you. Very cool email!”
Lorrie Morgan
A-List Copywriter
Your Email List Is Your Most Valuable Business Asset!
But to build for success (and not endless customer service headaches or offers that flop) you need the right subscribers.
So having a firm grasp of timeless list-building strategies is a MUST.
Sadly…
These are NOT what your typical marketing ‘guru’ loves to babble about.
If they’re not advising to “email less”…
They’re shilling a course on some fad or other (AI anyone?)
Fortunately, I ain’t your ‘typical marketing guru’ 😜
Which is why I’ve made my mission…
Empowering Entrepreneurs
With the Know-How To Grow a Thriving Email List!
Every day I show up in your inbox to share my experiences of doing this. In the trenches. For real.
I also teach my low-stress, fun way of building trust with your ideal subscribers.
So they become customers who love to buy from you…
AND stick with you for the long haul!
Ready to get my DAILY stories and tips?
More Thoughts From Subscribers…
(With even more inconsistent red fonts, naturally 😅)
They Say I Should Include This “About Me” Bit…
Ahem. Here goes…
After 30 years of experience spanning information technology, education, and marketing… I’m now running my solo business from the comfort of my home in rural New Zealand…
Where my wife, three kids, and manic cat, all help keep me grounded. So I don’t yabber on ALL day about how AMAZING email is! 😉
And it REALLY is! …
Because growing an email list allows us business owners to unshackle ourselves from the tyranny of social media content creation…
To enjoy a more relaxed way of growing a THRIVING business.
I help entrepreneurs develop personality-based email marketing skills. So they can build stronger subscriber connections… boost sales… and keep their customers coming back for more.
Every day I show up with stories… handy email marketing tips… and offers to help you move the needle for your business.
Get your free ticket for the ride here…
The Last Word… From Even MORE Of My Subscribers…
(Don’t these people have anything better to do than send me gushing feedback? 😜)
“I really enjoy your newsletter. It’s humorous but informative, very engaging! I look forward to it every day.”
Kathy Pinnell
SEO Specialist
“I’m always happy after reading your emails. I love your positive attitude and great input on the life of freelance writers.”
Barbara Jolly
Strategic Marketing Consultant
“He’s a very talented writer & storyteller so you could learn a lot.”
Jennifer Ayling
Website Copywriter
“Your advice has been great so far. So I’m sticking with a winner!”
John Meyer
Copywriter
“I’ve been impressed with Chris from the beginning. From his newsletter to his business. He’s quite an inspiration to me.”
Lisa Best
Direct Response Copywriter
“I’ve come to think of Chris as my email guru.”
Alicia Strickland
Authoress
“Anyone who shoots straight from the hip, has a sense of humour, uses the word ‘rue’, and has a cat is excellent in my book.”
Tali Sarnetzky
Author, Speaker, Coach
