Your Sales Emails Suck!

And mine do too!

That is… when they rely on templates… gimmicky tactics… or AI-generated samey-samey copy that’s supposedly writing in “your voice”.

The kind of emails small business owners write these days are often missing something. I see it just about every time I open my inbox.

They lack the spark of authenticity…

Of one human being connecting with another. In a fun, quirky, less-than-perfect-grammar way.

I’m all about helping small business owners recover that spark… to build the kind of authentic connections that create loyal, long-term customers.

That’s why I’ve gathered a bunch of my best tips for writing emails that your subscribers love to read. And put them into a quick guide called:

“7 Secrets of Must-Read Emails.”

It’s my gift to you when you sign up for my deliciously off-beat emails.

Chris Milham sitting in front of a bookshelf
“Will this photo shoot ever end? …
I’d rather be writing a crazy email, doncha know?”

Shelby Dennis

ADHD Business Coach

“I honestly like how off-the-wall many of your emails are. Never knowing what, exactly, to expect when I open yours is a fun treat.”

Lorrie Morgan

A-List Copywriter

“I felt like I was going through it with you. Very cool email!”

But to build for success (and not endless customer service headaches or offers that flop) you need the right subscribers.

So having a firm grasp of timeless list-building strategies is a MUST.

Sadly…

These are NOT what your average marketing ‘guru’ babbles about.

If it’s not advising to “email less”…

It’s shilling a course on some fad or other (A.I. anyone?)

Fortunately…

I ain’t your ‘average marketing guru’ 😜

Which is why I’ve made my mission…

Every day in your inbox I share with you my experiences of doing this. In the trenches. For real.

I also teach my low-stress, fun approach for building trust with your ideal subscribers.

So they become customers who love to buy from you.

And… stick with you for the long haul!

Ready to get my DAILY tips?

After 30 years of experience spanning information technology, education, and marketing… you’ll now find me running my ‘solo’ business from the comfort of my home in rural New Zealand.

Where my wife, three kids, and manic cat, all help keep me grounded. So I don’t yabber on ALL day about how AMAZING email is! 😉

And it REALLY is!

Because growing an email list allows small business owners, like us, to unshackle ourselves from the tyranny of social media content creation.

And enjoy a more relaxed way of growing a thriving business.

I’m here to help coaches, consultants and course creators develop personality-based email marketing skills. So they can build stronger subscriber connections… boost sales… and keep their customers coming back for more.

Every day I show up with stories… handy email marketing tips… and offers to help you move the needle for your business.

And… here’s your free ticket for the ride…

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Kathy Pinnell

SEO Specialist

“I really enjoy your newsletter. It’s humorous but informative, very engaging! I look forward to it every day.”

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Barbara Jolly

Strategic Marketing Consultant

“I’m always happy after reading your emails. I love your positive attitude and great input on the life of freelance writers.”

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Steven Dorsey

Direct Response Copywriter

“I enjoy getting your emails. I read yours and Ben Settle’s and they keep me going.”

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John Meyer

Copywriter

“Your advice has been great so far. So I’m sticking with a winner!”

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Lisa Best

Direct Response Copywriter

“I’ve been impressed with Chris from the beginning. From his newsletter to his business. He’s quite an inspiration to me.”

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Tali Sarnetzky

Author, Speaker, Coach

“Anyone who shoots straight from the hip, has a sense of humour, uses the word ‘rue’, and has a cat is excellent in my book.”

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Alicia Strickland

Authoress

“I’ve come to think of Chris as my email guru.”