I walked up to my wife last night as she innocently read her book…
And announced:
“You are SO pulchritudinous!”
Her look said: “Huh?”
I guess my charm knocked her down.
And she was just dizzy with love.
She regained her senses and replied:
“You’re a pulchritudinous piece of filth yourself!”
..
Nah… joking!… she didn’t.
My bride has most excellent decorum.
But it would’ve been a fair response.
Instead it was still: “Huh?”
And I caught a glint in her eye of: “My husband is stark-raving mad!”
Pulchritudinous.
It sounds like something you’d use to describe the thing that crawled out of the sewer.
Instead:
It crawled out from the bowels of the English language.
Maybe for the sole purpose of giving me a chuckle.
And to help extend your vocabulary.
Perhaps to delight a significant other with your winsome charm.
Oh… before I go on…
Maybe I should mention…
Pulchritudinous = beautiful.
Guess what else is pulchritudinous in my life?
The BerserkerMail flag that now hangs on the wall behind me.
I finally got around to putting it up.
(My pulchritudinous wife did frown a little at the new holes in the wall.)
If I was Captain Jack Sparrow this would be flying atop the Black Pearl’s mast.
But a yellow wall will have to do.
I don’t just like the scene of a berserker fending off the hoardes while clutching wads of cash…
It’s what it stands for.
One of the big things for me is: simplicity.
No more Klaviyo clickfests.
No more MailChimp madness.
Email simplicity at its finest.
It’s the spurious offspring of probably the top email automation mind today, Troy Broussard…
And email marketing legend — the “love him or loathe him” — Ben Settle.
I use BerserkerMail daily.
And share my affiliate link often:
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Ahh… my pulchritudinous BerserkerMail…
Time for our daily saunter:
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