Welcome To Chris’s
Pie Email Shop

That image could very well be the thing of nightmares.

But if you laughed/smiled/chuckled/smirked and carried on reading…

You’ll probably LOVE devouring this tasty selection:

The backstage rules that make writing sales emails easier, more enjoyable, and actually profitable.

I bottled up my experience from writing entertaining sales emails into this easy-to-use Playbook. So you can slash the time it takes to see results.

(Only open for new registrations on the first day of every month.)

The virtual notebook where I reflect and comment on my past emails.

Members tap into my insights. And can (optionally) share their own comments, or ask questions on just about anything.

These are the only juicy morsels here right now while I restructure my product lineup during June/July 2026.